Hold On to What You Got: Trust Funding, Sovereign Citizen Mayhem & Maddie’s After-Show Bombshell
Podcasts > The Attorney Patrick Smith Show
Saturday, May 16, 2026
It’s a full-crew Saturday on the Attorney Patrick Smith Show — and yes, we had to restart the intro because “Love Is on the Line” showed up instead of “Hold On to What You Got.” Classic live radio chaos, but we stuck the landing like pros (Spike’s brave attempt at hitting the post is comedy gold).
Attorney Patrick Smith dives deep into trust funding — the make-or-break step that turns your revocable trust from expensive paper into actual protection. Learn which assets go in (bank accounts, homesteads, rentals, LLCs), which stay out (IRAs, life insurance, 401ks — with wild exceptions for minors and special needs), why POD/TOD designations aren’t enough, and the sacred homestead rules that can derail everything if you’re not careful. Maddie the Surfer Girl (fresh off her Religious Studies/Political Science award) nails the spousal joinder question like the TA she is.
Then we crack open the vault for a fan-favorite Sovereign Citizen remix set to “Walking on Sunshine” (complete with tasing, “I don’t talk to cops with glasses,” and pure radio gold). We tease next week’s epic episode on Sovereign Citizens + Squatters, take a real call from “not a sovereign citizen” Tom, and debate whether these folks have monthly meetings and cool flags.
Maddie the Surfer Girl delivers another Surf’s Up segment with headline-worthy legal drama: Dua Lipa suing Samsung for $15M over unauthorized image use, Miami cops suing Matt Damon & Ben Affleck, Taylor Swift fighting a “showgirl” trademark claim, and a family suing OpenAI after the FSU shooting. Plus, we roast Disney’s weirdest rules (no adult costumes, no real Snow White claims, balloon bans at Animal Kingdom) and celebrate Maddie’s huge announcement — she’s launching the official post-show recap! The Attorney Patrick Smith Show will never be the same.
Fishing triumphs, Gators predictions, ABBA-loving Maddie, and zero hesitation on funding that trust before it’s too late. Real stories, real law, real fun — with a side of sovereign citizen entertainment.
Call 800-771-1025 with your trust funding questions (or sovereign stories) and tune in next week. Heart and soul on the airwaves. Stay safe, God bless, and Go Gators!
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