Don't Pinch Me, Bro: Green Beer, Battery Charges & Capturing Leprechauns (Legally? Nope!)
Podcasts > The Attorney Patrick Smith Show
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Get ready for the ultimate St. Patrick's Day spectacular on The Attorney Patrick Smith Show! Host Patrick Smith (whose second birthday is March 17th) breaks down the hidden Florida laws lurking behind your favorite traditions: pinching non-green wearers (hello, battery charges under 784.03), underage green beer pitfalls (no holiday exceptions!), disorderly intoxication, false imprisonment if you grab that leprechaun, and why shaking one upside-down for gold could mean robbery or grand theft.
Live calls (including wise 14-year-old Rio dreaming of manga and herbal meds), a loose leprechaun in the studio ("I'm a leprechaun, me dear!"), Spike's lingering hugs, Isaiah's return, NYC recaps, musical Chess surprises, and a special drop-in from Drew Garabo in his infamous green romper.
Whether you're chasing pots of gold or just trying not to get pinched, tune in for laughs, legal wisdom, faith-filled encouragement, Gators updates, and a reminder: holiday traditions don't trump Florida statutes! Call in with your questions at 1-800-771-1025.
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